‘Twas the night before Christmas
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And all through our blog
Not a writer was distanced
While drinking eggnog
The masks were torn off
Suffocating our rights will not do
It is hardly scientific
Says the literature review
Our households won’t bend
We give paranoia no knee
Christmas is special
As is freedom, you see
But out in the media
There arose such a clatter
That in vain I searched Twitter
To see what was the matter
Alas, all the stories were censored
That could prove once and for all
How the false hysteria they produced
Is causing this great nation to fall
No legit newsfeed appeared
They know best what we need
“Follow the science!”
They alone permit what we heed
Though they did proffer a savior
(Not the Christ Child, of course)
The secret to beat COVID
A plagiarization of 45th’s agenda their source
Yes, with his feeble old mind
So bereft while in hidin’
I knew in a moment
Their savior must be Joe Biden
The chicanery and folly
Of the geriatric old fool
Begets more derision
Than confidence in this leftist tool
What can we then do
To combat their political power?
It seems this next generation
Will face its finest hour
For the blue staters like us
Or for red staters at home
It brings peace of mind
To know we’re not alone
Though now the nation is divided
It felt not like this in our house
No conservative elephant
Is afraid of a Democrat mouse
No amount of lockdowns or case counts
Created by leftists for fear
Could keep us from gath’ring
With loved ones this year
So our families united
Sharing mirth and jubilee
And presents soon to be opened
Rested ‘neath the lit tree
We hope those of this country
Every future mandate they’ll spite
But for now Merry Christmas to all
And to all, a good night!
