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Finally a Joint Force: The Woke Military Unites to Slander Tucker Carlson

The Woke Military Brass that Can’t Defeat a Few Goat Herders Decides to Refocus on an American Journalist


Well, as someone who has been concerned for years about the inability of our armed services to unite against a threat, the last week has been quite relieving. The woke military, when criticized by Tucker Carlson for focusing on designing uniforms for pregnant women rather than, say, figuring out how to win a war in the Middle East, fight in the grey zone like Russia, or constrain and potentially defeat China.


As a bit of background, here’s the video of Tucker criticizing the woke military’s ridiculous policies:

The gist of it is that, while the Red Chinese are building the world’s largest navy and cultivating masculinity, the US military is busy trying to feminize itself. How nice. I’d also add in my concerns about “that outfit over there’s” Stalinistic purge of the military once Biden’s regime began, but Tucker’s criticism is still quite poignant.


Well, the woke military didn’t take kindly to someone pointing out its insane, anti-warfighting policies. Rather than focus on doing its job which, for those that have forgotten, is winning wars, it chose to turn the arsenal of democracy on a Fox News host.


Pentagon press secretary John Kirby, a woke former admiral, made these comments:

“I want to be very clear right up front, that the diversity of our military is one of our greatest strengths. I’ve seen it for myself in long months at sea and in the combat waged by our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. I’ve seen it up on Capitol Hill just this past month. And I see it every day here right at the Pentagon.”


Ah, I thought our greatest strength was our nuclear deterrent. Or maybe the B-2 bomber. Or the fleet of supercarriers no other nation comes close to matching. Turns out it’s pregnant, trans, biracial, and bisexual women. Got it. Silly me, the Chinese don’t know what they’ve got coming!


Meanwhile, Marine Corps Mastery Gunnery Sgt. Scott Stalker responded with this ridiculous statement:

See, Tucker is wrong because…this guy says so and provides no evidence to support his viewpoint. Oh, and Tucker didn’t have a long career of losing wars in the woke military, again unlike this guy. Got it.


And the Marines responded to Tucker as an organization with this blistering tweet rant:

Wow, Tucker is wrong because he’s a boomer and not pregnant. We can only win wars if our troops are out on maternity leave…maybe that’s why we’ve lost every major conflict since Korea (a tie, so we might have to go back to World War II); there just weren’t enough pregnant women in the ranks during Vietnam! My fears about our military’s inadequacies are completely satiated. I’ve never been more relieved.


And, as a coup de grace to Mr. Carlson, the Defense Department said this: “Press Secretary Smites Fox Host That Dissed Diversity in US Military.” in reference to the inane statement made by their press secretary. I’m sure Tucker realizes how wrong he was to dare question the wisdom of a generation of generals that have never won a war.


That all brings me to my main point, which is that the woke US military is a joke. Not the brave men and women who serve on the frontlines. They’re heroes and should be regarded as such. But the brass, the leadership of the Joint Woke Force, is uniformly incompetent, woke, and useless.


They can’t defeat a few savages in the Middle East. Nor can they manage to buy a plane, missile, or even truck without the whole project turning into a boondoggle. Oh, and our navy is busy crashing ships into each other if those ships aren’t already broken down. But luckily they have a diverse force of sailors that will perish when the Chinese decide to fight! We can all lose together!


While all that progress was happening, Russia took over part of Ukraine, outmaneuvered us in Syria, is taking over Africa, and developing the game-changing T-14 tank. And the Chinese are taking over islands in the South China Sea, building a navy far larger than ours, and developing highly advanced weapons.


Thank goodness the woke military united as one to defeat Tucker Carlson. It might not be able to defeat anyone we actually need to fight (or even Tucker, I should add), but at least it has learned how to behave like the military in any tyrannical state and act politically! Panzers might have reached the gates of Moscow, but at least there weren’t any dissenters in the ranks of the Red Army! I’m sure this will all end very well for us.


If you’re a conservative, don’t volunteer for the woke military. You’re not welcome there. Unless you’re a pregnant, trans woman, that is.


By: Gen Z Conservative. Follow me on ParlerGab, and Facebook

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