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Top 10 Moments of Joe Biden Foolishness (April Fools’ Edition)

It’s April Fools’ Day, and what better way to pay tribute to stupidity than to consider the top ten foolish moments of our nation’s top fool, President Joe Biden. #10 – ”Barack and I think it’s a right to have ‘badakathcare!’” –   Well, who doesn’t? Of course we have a right to badakathcare. At least he looked cool saying it with his shades on.  Originally it appeared likely Biden would make health care a primary talking point of the campaign, but he eventually put the issue on the back burner. Perhaps his inability to talk intelligibly about the topic was the reason.
#9 – “We choose truth over facts!” –  Actually, Joe, it seems clear you normally choose neither truth nor facts. And let’s not forget, Democrats have different versions of “truth.” Christine Blasey Ford had her truth. We often hear them talk about “your truth.” Apparently truth is an elusive companion if you’re a Democrat.
#8 – ”Stand up Chuck!” –  Late Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham was a wheelchair-bound paraplegic who died last year. Unfortunately, the most lasting aspect of Graham’s legacy may very well be this instance of sheer idiocy by Biden. When Biden has moments like these while also putting on that fake southern accent, he sometimes reminds us of Forrest Gump. How in hell is this man our president?
#7 – ”You cannot go to a Seven-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”  –  We believe you… you weren’t joking. And we also believe you are a genuine racist, not the imaginary variety you accuse those of us on the right of being. Meanwhile, the media had to totally misrepresent President Trump’s comments about Charlottesville to inaccurately portray him as a racist.
#6 – “COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years. Look, here’s… the lives… it’s just…it’s just… a mean… think about it.”   –  Please note the guy on the right side of the screen attempting to translate Biden’s gibberish into sign language. I don’t know sign language, but if I had to guess, his translation was, “has taken more than 100 years. Look, here’s… the lives.. it’s just… Oh, crap, I have no idea what this nincompoop is trying to say.”  What’s truly disturbing is that there were apparently 80 million votes cast for this knucklehead.
#5 – ”Now is the time to heed the advice of Teddy Roosevelt. ‘Speak softly, and carry a big stick.’ I promise you, [Obama] has a big stick.”  –  OK… if you say so.
#4 – ”If you agree with me, go to Joe 30330.”  –  Umm, how exactly do I get to ‘Joe 30330?’ Biden has always been clumsy, but now he’s old and clumsy. On the campaign trail, when he wasn’t talking about listening to record players and hearing words, he was making it clear he doesn’t even understand the concept of texting.
#3 – ”Think about it! We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women created by… go… you know, you know the thing. You know how we talk about it. Uh, we the people. Folks…endowed by creator with certain inalienal rights. We’ve never lived up to that.”  –  The challenge with examining this clip is deciding which aspect of it is the most troubling. Is it the fact he forgets the most famous line from the Declaration of Independence? Is it that he tries to blend the Declaration and the Constitution with “we the people?” Is it that he slurs his words when pronouncing “inalienable?” Or is it that he disrespects our country by saying we never lived up to that? Take your pick, but no matter how you cut it, Joe Biden is a buffoon.
#2 – ”Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”  –  This clip shows what Joe Biden honestly feels. Poor kids aren’t white, and white kids aren’t poor. Only minorities are poor. Do you want to see what a racist in the White House looks like? Here it is; take a look.
#1 – ”I got hairy legs, that turn blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up, and reach in the pool, and rub my leg down so it was straight, and then watch the hair come back up again… I love kids jumping on my lap.”  – It’s still not clear why Biden was talking about his hairy legs and how the kids used to handle them. If you’ve been troubled with nightmares since first seeing this clip, you’re not alone. It also makes us question why President Trump didn’t hammer the “Creepy Uncle Joe” narrative about Biden more. We have this clip, we have countless photos of him touching and sniffing women’s hair, and we have the sexual assault allegations against him by Tara Reade. Among other things, Joe Biden is a weird dude. Anyone thinking of allowing their kids to participate in the White House Easter egg hunt should have their head examined.
PF Whalen PF Whalen is a conservative blogger at His work has appeared in multiple publications, including Human Events, the Western Journal, and American Thinker. Follow him on Parler @PFWhalen.