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BIDEN TIME MACHINE: “You’re Not Going To Get COVID If You Have These Vaccinations”

If coordinated lies could stop the spread of respiratory viruses, Covid would have ended around the same time it started. 

Remember when 200 million Americans fell for the gigantic lie that we would vaccinate ourselves out of pandemic? Remember when we were promised super effective, super safe, and super necessary vaccines that made the difference between life or death? Yeah, me too.

It’s a little harder to say “I told you so” when literally hundreds of millions of people face massive health risks into the foreseeable future, but many of them have been unnecessarily cruel, inexplicably arrogant, and absolutely hateful towards anyone not willing to drink the Fauci juice that it’d be impossible not to gloat a little. I have been cut off from both friends and family for no other reason than they were told by the experts that I was dirty and a risk to them. What’s natural immunity? What’s a survival rate of 99.98%? What’s an unknowable, long-term risk from novel mRNA vaccines? Pardon me for rubbing it in your face, but you had it coming. You all did.

In the past few weeks, the curators of the Covid narrative have been releasing information that would suggest they know time is running out to push panic porn. A few of these admissions include:

  • Anthony Fauci and Rochelle Walensky differentiating hospitalizations with Covid as opposed to from Covid,
  • The World Health Organization acknowledgement that we cannot boost our way out of the pandemic,
  • The renewed focus on a UK Vaccine Surveillance Report that shows a person’s immune system is never fully recovered after being juice and,
  • Israeli data showing that even four vaccinations don’t do much against the newest variants.

And this is just in 2022. As far back as last July of last year, there were soundbites of Walensky revealing that the vaccinated were prone to the then-new Delta variant and were also just as likely to be vectors of transmission. Did anyone listen? Of course not – Biden and the Democrat Coividian machine rolled out unprecedented mandates for vaccination under the guise that we had to protect the vaccinated from the still-unvaccinated folks. Why did the vaccinated need protection? Why did the unvaccinated need to subject themselves to 

Last year, when it was impossible to know anything, this is what the so-called experts were saying, and melting the brains of everyone I knew:

  • Joe Biden, July 2021: “You’re Not Going To Get COVID If You Have These Vaccinations.”
  • Rochelle Walensky, April 2021: “Vaccinated People Do Not Carry The Virus — They Don’t Get Sick.”
  • Tony Fauci, May 2021: “You Become A Dead End To The Virus.”
  • Pete Bourla, May 2021: “Excited to share that updated analysis from our Phase 3 study with BioNTech also showed that our COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in preventing #COVID19 cases in South Africa. 100%!”

Translation: The vaccines work and once you get two doses you will be safe forever and protect everyone around you forever (and if you don’t get one you’re the reason for the pandemic at this point). I wish I were making this up, but those quotes listed above are real. They knowingly lied to all of us. The reasons are still not exactly clear, leaving the door open for any number of conspiracies, each less pleasant than the last.

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Joe Biden: “You’re not going to get Covid if you have these vaccinations.”


As it stands, Covid has been effective for two years at controlling people through fear, but those days are seemingly numbered. The ruling class knows it and are at a fork in the road. Either they double down and continue crushing American freedoms or they pretend to eliminate the threat of Covid. Leftists never bother with science, facts, or data – they only know power. Does a real leftist care that the Covid narrative is crumbling? Of course not. If anything, we have seen the sheep will follow any shepherd, no matter how idiotic. There is certainly a risk of obscene new lies, mandates, and technocratic measures meant to curtail freedom and reality. If they say it, too many will unfortunately just listen and obey.

The more likely scenario, at least for now, is that political handlers will ease Covid to the point of it going away. By the November midterm elections, the specter of Covid will have vanished and Joe Biden’s (nonexistent) plan will have made all the difference. There will still be inflation, unemployment, international saber rattling, supply chain issues, an open border, and any other number of serious and very real problems, but at least idiot voters can give Joe Biden a gold star for ending the pandemic.

When Democrats cry about voter restrictions, this only reinforces my thoughts of: If only…