Leftists are miserable people and they absolutely hate when others are happy. Even when that happiness is derived from something that has no effect on them whatsoever, if someone is smiling – somewhere, anywhere – a leftist will quickly try to douse that joy.
This axiom brings us to a fun and completely innocuous story/video of President Trump claiming to have scored a hole-in-one during a recent golf outing at Trump International Golf Club alongside PGA great Ernie Els and other notable names in the sport.
Take a look at the video being shared:
President Trump hits a hole-in-one at Florida golf club in front of pro golfers Ernie Els, Gene Sauers, Ken Duke and Mike Goodes. pic.twitter.com/zKzavkSlY9
— SgtPepper1964 (@SPepper1964) March 29, 2022
And, of course, in pure Trump fashion, he issued a lengthy statement:
“Many people are asking, so I’ll give it to you now, it is 100% true. While playing with the legendary golfer, Ernie Els, winner of four Majors and approximately 72 other tournaments throughout the world, Gene Suaers, winner of the Senior U.S. Open, Ken Duke,and Mike Goodes, both excellent tour players, I made a hole-in-one. It took place at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind.
I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately five feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole. These great tour players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better, but that one hole only, their swings weren’t. Anyway, there’s a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts…””
This is classic Trump and it’s fantastic. “Sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind.” Love it. Was it necessary? No, but because he lives rent-free in so many leftists’ heads, he will get free exposure in the press for days and once more bear witness to so many angry losers how desperate and clueless they are.
This is how his haters responded:
"*" indicates required fields
“Dear #Trump (I mean @realLizUSA): I call BULLSHIT! You made a hole in one? You can hardly walk, FFS! You barely could bend down to retrieve the ball! Many people are saying, and quite frankly you know this better than anyone, that you’re lying, believe me…”
“Former President Donald Trump has issued a press release that claims he made a hole-in-one while golfing, and it’s guaranteed to be the funniest thing you read today.”
“Donald Trump’s handlers issued a video and press release today, claiming he hit a 180 yard hole in one at golf. Neither contained any evidence that it happened. The video shows him to be so infirm, he could not have hit a 180 yard shot with any precision. This is so pathetic.”
“Just when you thought Donald couldn’t get any more pathetic…”
All good stuff. That last one was tweeted by George Takei, whose only claim to “fame” in the past twenty years is horrible takes on Twitter.
The moment also produced some hilarious video edits. This one was my favorite:
Trump's Hole In One… pic.twitter.com/OSwt7rwkbm
— @stevenvoiceover (@stevenvoiceover) March 29, 2022