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The Latest Woke Campaign? Lefthanded Folks Are Victims Of Righthanded Privilege… Seriously

If the world is right-handed, how have left-handed people managed to overcome this discrimination to become successful, productive individuals? Where’s the problem? Well, everything is a problem just waiting for someone to find a way to get a grant if they complain about it.

And no one has more idle time than highly credentialed education experts with a misplaced love for Marxist Theory. The idea that when old-school class war fails or is untenable, you can pick up the nearest thing (in this case with your left hand) and scream “injustice.”

Gender dysphoria, for example, is a mental illness that’s become the latest cudgel of the political left, but only if you agree with them. If you are trans and for Trump, no rights for you.

Equity Schmekuity you, [insert cascade of insults here].

They’d rather you killed yourself, not that this isn’t more likely either way. The Left’s culture continues to embrace or impose strategies that reduce the population under the guise of equity, anti-racism, (public health), or antidiscrimination. Does no one think it odd that the same party keen on rapid depopulation constantly advances “things” that make more people dead? So, what’s all this then?

I don’t think the war on right-handedness will fill many body bags, so its usefulness as a victim class seems limited. But it might piss off left-handed transgenders who, if you ask me, should go all in and identify as right-handed.

Right-handed people could all identify as left-handed (or vice-versa) and then where’s the injustice? It’s just in your head (hint-hint).

Your “handedness” would be no different than Will Thomas, who wins women’s NCAA swim medals while (literally) hanging out in the locker room with biological women to whom he is sexually attracted.

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It’s the movie Porky’s, but you’re in the shower with the girls, and they can’t say a thing lest they be called bigots on the way to losing scholarships, educations, and careers as athletes or coaches. And this is a hill to die on for the party of women transwomen.

I can only imagine what they’ll do if this right-handed privilege thing takes off.

Steve is a long-time New Hampshire resident, blogger, and a member of the Board of directors of The 603 Alliance. He is the Managing Editor and co-owner of GraniteGrok.com, a former board member of the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire, and a past contributor to the Franklin Center for Public Policy.

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