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Woke Company Still Suffering After Featuring Angry, Far-Left Megan Rapinoe In Ads

I don’t really know anyone that eats at Subway anymore – it offers stale bread, tasteless lunch meats, and soggy vegetables. At least back in the day you could get full for $5, but even now a basic sub runs almost double that. The sinister Covid lockdowns didn’t do much for Subway’s business, either.

Of course, no analysis of Subway’s futile decline would be complete without accounting for their hair-brained hiring of pink-haired ingrate Megan Rapinoe.

Breitbart accurately summarized all of this by saying:

“The Subway fast-food chain has been struggling — even before the coronavirus — but many franchise owners also felt that hiring U.S. soccer star and national anthem protester Megan Rapinoe as a national spokesperson was no help at all.”

Despite perennial whining for misguidedly wanting “equal pay for equal work” compared to men – even though her female squad was once unable defeat a team of acne-riddled, soprano-voiced teenage boys – Subway offered the vile, angry athlete a spot as its spokeswoman. 

Breitbart laid out the obvious problems with hiring a narcissistic, America-hating millionaire as its new public face:

“Indeed, the struggling fast-food company was met with an organized boycott by customers who were upset that Subway would choose to laud a woman who attended an Olympics on foreign soil only to protest against the country that made her rich.

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Some franchise owners were furious that Subway chose such a radical and controversial political figure to push their product.”

Franchise owners were referencing the vile act of kneeling for America’ national anthem during prior to their bronze-medal match.  Responding to that incident, then-President Donald Trump said something only he could:

“If our soccer team, headed by a group of Leftist Maniacs, wasn’t woke, they would have won the Gold Medal instead of the Bronze,” Trump said in a statement. “The woman with the purple hair played terribly and spends too much time thinking about Radical Left politics instead of doing her job!”

Megan Rapinoe is tanking the Subway brand, but her embarrassments don’t stop there. Just a few months ago, she was snubbed by her coach and program, being left off the next internationally-competing squad. The thirty-eight-year-old self-centered brat is closing in on the tail end of her career, and not a moment too soon. We wrote about that development a few months ago:

“Well, she just got embarrassed yet again, this time by getting kicked off of the roster for the “SheBelieves Cup” because she performed so terribly during the summer Olympics. Yes, that’s right: the woman that claimed she was worth, from a financial perspective, just as much as the average dude soccer player just got kicked off the roster because she’s so bad.”

As far as Subway, Breitbart acknowledged in its report that the company knew it made a mistake. However, my guess is they couldn’t publicly say anything lest they face the wrath of the Rainbow Jihad.

“Subway never officially responded to the complaints about the Rapinoe spots, but they didn’t play very long. Regardless, the company’s foothold in the U.S. market continues to slip, and hiring people who are perceived as anti-American like Rapinoe is not helping reverse the decline.”