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“Funny Because It’s True”: Based Comedian Jim Breuer Perfectly Describes The Past Two Years

Humor is rooted in truth. The entire “funny because it’s true” axiom pretty much describes humor. Jokes are funny when they are uncomfortable, break taboos, or articulate experiences we’ve all had or could imagine. But they have to be true.

That’s what makes Jim Breuer’s interpretation of the mass vaccination campaign so spot on. Replace people for seals, replace critical thinking for blind obedience, and you end up with a two-minute episode of tragic hilarity.

The entire schtick is only two minutes long, and worth every second.

While it’s clear that vaccines have not worked as promised, though they are no doubt certainly working as intended. Montages of everyone from Joe Biden, Anthony Fauci, Rochelle Walensky, Rachel Maddow, and countless others averring that the virus stops at every vaccinated person keep getting scrubbed from the internet. Whoever controls the past controls the future.

(If you’re curious about eight vaccine quotes that aged horribly, you can find those HERE.)

Breuer absolutely nails the smug self-righteousness of the vaccinated. These sheep/seals/pharma zombies made sure to run to the front of the line, roll up their sleeves, and take pictures of their kid bandaids and updating their social media images so that we’d all know they “did their part.” 

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Joe Biden told us last summer we were in a pandemic of the unvaccinated. Later last fall he warned the unvaccinated of severe illness and death. The only thing to have happened since then is a massive surge in cases throughout 2022 – first with Omicron and now a summer wave of BA.5 – that seems to primarily affect the jabbed. It’s certain that the jab led to evolutionary pressure to keep Copvid afloat. 

Even the Spanish Flu waned after eighteen months. It shouldn’t be a hard question to answer as to why Covid is still kicking it two years later.

As for the joke, I wonder how many fools in the audience nervously laughed when they were forced to recall their days mindlessly absorbing the lies of Fuaci and CNN, and when they canceled their holiday plans with their unclean family members. How many of them acted exactly as Breuer outlined? How many just knew they’d never get sick because they believed and followed The Science?

Here we are, though. A full year and a half since the vaccinatiuon campaign ramped up, and there is no end in sight for the virus itself. Worse yet, more and more data continues to come out that the vaccines harm one’s natural immunity functions and expose them to whateevr harmful toxins were injected into their bodies.

Who’s laughing now?

Hailey Sanibel fiercely loves freedom. She equally detests evil and stupidity, both of which are out of control in the modern world. She is a regular contributor at The Blue State Conservative.

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