Just when humanity sinks to unfathomable depths and there is seemingly no recovery, a wordsmith types up a fake Donald Trump statement that can make the bleakest day look hopeful.
A visit to Donald Trump’s website and Truth Social account did not have the same message as my Twitter feed, but as a near-unanimous comment section stated, it’s still real to me. We can all see and hear Donald Trump mocking Brandon with risible contempt and mockery.
See for yourself:
— Ingenuous Firebrand (@ING2Firebrand) July 21, 2022
This is a gem.
“Joe Biden, who many have said is our worst president, has come down with a case of the China virus, despite being vaccinated. I hope Sleepy Joe is able to bounce back quickly, much as I was. Doctors described my fight against the China virus as Herculean, and not meaning the woke Disney Hercules but rather the Kevin Sorbo one. The Lou Ferrigno one as well.
Joe, I wish you a speedy recovery, even though you are taking America in the wrong direction. No one wants Kamala!”
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China virus, battling Covid, despite being vaccinated, Sleepy Joe – this has all the hallmarks of a Trumpian message blasted out to the masses.
That being said, it’s clearly a fake, given the wrong use of “who” (it should have been “whom”) and the reference to Disney’s Hercules predates their wokeness. It was a bad movie compared to the late 80s and early 90s masterpieces, but it wasn’t woke. And name-dropping Kevin Sorbo and Lou Ferrigno is just a hilarious power move.
Like I said, though, it doesn’t matter. This tweet is funny as heck. For the most part, Twitter loved it, regardless of how true it was. Most, though, note that the veracity of the tweet is hard to distinguish; it’s that spot on.
I can’t stand the guy but this is a work of art.
This is real. IDC what any one else says. TO ME, this is real. Not even looking into it. Fact checkers not welcome. No siree. This is real.
How crazy is it that I can’t fully tell if it is parody?
Fun fact: James Woods, who plays Hades in the cartoon Hercules, is actually a huge trump fan. Nonetheless this is hilarious.
Definitely written in his voice even if it’s not real.
The fact that I genuinely don’t know if this is real is what makes it so great
I legit cannot tell if this is real
This is how you know the joke works. Half of Twitter can’t decipher whether or not it’s authentic because we can all imagine Donald Trump dropping this bomb on Brandon. It’s his voice, his vernacular, and his sense of humor.
Whoever put this together, kudos and bravo. This was hilarious.
Hailey Sanibel fiercely loves freedom. She equally detests evil and stupidity, both of which are out of control in the modern world. She is a regular contributor at The Blue State Conservative.