Indeed, Amy Schumer doesn’t want America to be hamstrung by trivialities such as the Constitution because that means she might not get what she wants. Following the Constitution means her side might lose legal arguments. In Amy Schumer’s mind, along with the majority of the other leftists and rioters who went rampaging last night, the Constitution is only acceptable when it aligns with their worldview.
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For those of us who did our best to ignore the trial, some of the more sordid particulars about the trial seemed to force their way into our consciousness. As a result, married couples across the country were scratching their heads and wondering whether their own spouse would ever resort to pooping on the bed as a form of retaliation. Some of us have even had nightmares about the idea.
The Democrats don’t care about those dead kids, they care about power. They’re not looking for solutions, they’re looking to win elections. And they couldn’t care less about mourning parents and communities. When an opportunity presents itself, they’ll do whatever it takes to seize that moment, up to and including grandstanding at a proceeding as solemn as this one.
Exactly why does Apple and the two companies they’ve worked with to produce this vehicle – Concept Creator and Letsgodigital – think it’s a good idea to try and market a vehicle that’s sure to cost six-figures yet requires passengers to sit in what amounts to a claustrophobic, panic-inducing coffin? Comfortable seats and cool entertainment options aside, do they really think folks are going to want to seal themselves into a windowless vault for their daily commute?
Jill Biden is a community college professor by trade, and there’s no way she earned that kind of cash teaching Social Studies to 18-year-olds. No way. Did Joe acquire those bucks when he was playing craps with Corn Pop? Or maybe he earned it on the side when he was driving a tractor-trailer as a part-time job? Or, perhaps, all that damning evidence showing Joe Biden’s connections to his reprobate son Hunter’s business dealings in China, Ukraine, Russia, and elsewhere are behind it.
Knucklehead Of The Week: Chris Wallace Bought A Ticket For The Titanic After It Had Already Hit An Iceberg
Wallace’s choice of CNN was truly puzzling from the get-go, but when the news broke that he was going to be heading up the on-air talent for the soon-to-be-launched premium streaming service known as CNN+, we really began to wonder what the heck he was thinking. Jumping to CNN, and then agreeing to be the face of CNN+, was akin to taking a new job at Chernobyl as the existing employees were walking out the door with a glow.
Joe Biden is the leader of the free world, for crying out loud. But no one cares. And no one cares because the man is a complete joke. In a sane world, with a praiseworthy person in power, those guests would have been tripping over themselves trying to talk with Biden, asking to take selfies with him, and trying to boost their own political standing by being seen with him. Instead, he’s ignored.
Stewart employed an interesting tactic in trying to promote and justify the angle he was going to take. For his discussion, he had three other guests, all of whom were white. Therefore, you see, if white people are saying how bad white people are, it’s OK. It’s a similar approach to bringing anti-Israel Jewish folks onto a show to talk about the Holy Land… “See, even Jewish people agree with my anti-Semitism.”
During a show in November, for instance, Stelter failed to reach even 600,000 viewers, the lowest rating of the year. Reruns of Bonanza and documentaries on whether ladybugs are misgendered get better ratings than Brian Stelter. Nobody watches Brian Stelter because nobody likes Brian Stelter. He’s a liar, he’s hyperbolic, and, frankly, he’s just flat out annoying.
We couldn’t have a week go by without our esteemed president making another wild claim, this time asserting that he was once arrested in his younger days during a civil rights march. Even the Washington Post gave him four Pinocchios for this one. We can only assume that this alleged arrest happened sometime between being awarded the Medal of Honor for trying to help Bubba and his other friends get out of that jungle and then appearing on the Dick Cavett show with John Lennon.
Cenk Uygur’s point that Biden could/should take “strong action” via implementing lockdowns lift’s the veil on the left’s embrace of government authority. Uygur’s attitude is essentially, “It’s within Biden’s purview to implement vaccine mandates, and if you still refuse, he can just lock you down. So, just shut your mouth and do whatever your government tells you to do.” It’s also interesting that Uygur continues with this mentality even after Biden himself confessed this week that there is no federal solution to the virus.
Knucklehead of the week? On Christmas morning? Yes, and yes. When knuckleheadedness takes a holiday in this country, so will we. But until then, we will persist regardless of the calendar .This week’s winner seems to have been begging for this award since she came into office, yet Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was always outdone by another knucklehead: but not this week.
On Monday, Warren channeled her inner-AOC when she opined, “Families are rightly upset that the price of meat has gone through the roof. Who’s to blame? Meatpacking monopolies that are using inflation as cover to raise prices and make record profits.” It’s those greedy capitalists, you see. Isn’t it fascinating that they’re only becoming greedy now that Biden is in the White House?
Knucklehead Of The Week: Everyone Accepts That Jussie Smollett Is Guilty… Except For Jussie Smollett
Former Empire actor Jussie Smollett should have complied with The First Rule of Holes, which states: “When you’re in one, stop digging.” And while there are many reasons to honor Mr. Smollett as this week’s top knucklehead, it is his insistence on ignoring reality which we cite as the top rationale.
The only CNN personality to have been suspended in years has been none other than Jeffrey “Loobin” Toobin, who got caught spanking his monkey on a Zoom call with colleagues from The New Yorker. Even then, Toobin’s sabbatical was technically a “leave of absence,” and Toobin eventually returned to work. So, what did Fredo Cuomo do that was so egregious to get himself suspended?
Before we examine Bush’s foolishness, we must first recognize a job well done. It’s unclear exactly who is responsible for determining membership in “The Squad,” but whoever that group or individual is, they are doing a fantastic job. For a group wishing to maintain a prominent level of knuckleheadedness – and that group already included AOC, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar – they must be certain to guard against letting in any run-of-the-mill-idiot.