Quote of the Day

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“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.” Billy Connolly (posted 10/27/20)

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Albert Einstein (posted 10/26/20)

“God assumed from the beginning that many in the world would view Christians as fools, and He has not been disappointed. If I have brought any message here today, it is this: Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. And have the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world.” Antonin Scalia (posted 10/25/20)

“Before I refuse to take any of your questions, I have an opening statement.”   Ronald Reagan   (posted 10/24/20)

“And some sad news… the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similarities.” Jay Leno (posted 10/23/20)

“Only women can give birth. Only women can menstruate. Only women can have miscarriages. Only Marxist psychopaths believe any of these statements are ‘hateful.’” Candace Owens (posted 10/22/20)

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?” Scott Adams (posted 10/21/20)

“If we didn’t have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of NASA to make one.” Ross Perot (posted 10/20/20)

“Geese are but Geese tho’ we may think ’em Swans; and Truth will be Truth tho’ it sometimes prove mortifying and distasteful.” Benjamin Franklin (posted 10/19/20)

“I remain just one thing, and one thing only — and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.” Charlie Chaplin (posted 10/18/20)

“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.” Jack Benny (posted 10/17/20)

“The greatest threat to a robust, autonomous civil society is the ever-growing Leviathan state and those like Obama who see it as the ultimate expression of the collective. Obama compounds the fallacy by declaring the state to be the font of entrepreneurial success. How so? It created the infrastructure – roads, bridges, schools, Internet – off which we all thrive. Absurd. We don’t credit the Swiss postal service with the Special Theory of Relativity because it transmitted Einstein’s manuscript to the Annalen der Physik.” Charles Krauthammer (posted 10/16/20)

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.” Yogi Berra (10/15/20)

“If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.” Bob Dole (posted 10/14/20)

“I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it, and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.” William F. Buckley (posted 10/13/20)

“I certify to Your Highnesses that in the world I believe that there are no better people nor better land. They love their neighbors as themselves, and have a speech that is sweetest in the world, and mild and always laughing.” Christopher Columbus (posted 10/12/20)

“What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.” Groucho Marx (posted 10/11/20)

“I’ve had quite a few complaints lately from people who like it when I complain about things. They say I haven’t complained about anything lately. So tonight, for you complaint fans, I have a complaint.” Andy Rooney (posted 10/10/20)

“Maybe [President Obama] would take ISIS seriously if he discovered they didn’t recycle.” Mike Huckabee (posted 10/9/20)

“I got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot… when all I wanted was a cup o’ tea.” Rod Stewart, Every Picture Tells a Story (posted 10/8/20)

“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be Vice-President.”   Johnny Carson (posted 10/7/20)

“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.” Bob Newhart (posted 10/6/20)

“Let there be no strife, I pray thee, between me and thee, and between my herdmen and thy herdmen; for we be brethren.” Abraham, Genesis 13:8 (posted 10/5/20)

“To my knowledge, no one has ever burned a flag at a trade school. I wonder why that is…” Mike Rowe (posted 10/4/20)

“Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway.” Archie Bunker (posted 10/3/20)

“Reaganomics – You start a business in your parents’ garage. Obamanomics – You move into your parents’ garage.” Ted Cruz (posted 10/2/20)

“Telling us what to think has evolved into telling us what to say, so telling us what to do can’t be far behind.” Charlton Heston (posted 10/1/20)

“ Some people see things that are and ask, ‘why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘why not?’ And some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” George Carlin (posted 9/30/20)

“When conservative judges strike down laws, it’s because of what’s in the Constitution. When liberal judges strike down laws – or impose new laws – it’s because of what’s in the New York Times.” Ann Coulter (posted 9/29/20)

“Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.” Glenn Beck (posted 9/28/20)

“I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.” William F. Buckley (posted 9/27/20)

“They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood (posted 9/26/20)

“Biden, to me, is like having a flashlight with a dying battery, and going for a long hike in the woods. It is not going to work out.” Joe Rogan (posted 9/25/20)

“She has a Billy-goat brain and a mockingbird mouth.” Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) (posted 9/24/20)

“They call me a racist too, just because I disagree with a president who happens to be black. You’re not racists, you’re patriots.” Herman Cain (posted 9/23/20)

“The world is fighting Islamic terrorism, starvation and disease. But Democrats are fighting for men to pee in the ladies’ room.” James Woods (posted 9/22/20)

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.” Abraham Lincoln (posted 9/21/20)

“I would call [COVID lockdowns], ‘forcibly imprisoning people in their homes’ against all their Constitutional rights, in my opinion, and breaking people’s freedoms in ways that are horrible and wrong and not why people came to America or built this country” Elon Musk (posted 9/20/20)

“I’m prepared to say, that I have a record of over 40 years. And that I’m going to beat Joe Biden!” Joe Biden (posted 9/19/20)

“The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” George Will (posted 9/18/20)

“This is the kind of ass-clownery that stems from the fact that all philosophy looks weird when you don’t have one.” Jonah Goldberg (posted 9/17/20)

“African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.” Bill Clinton (posted 9/16/20)

“It’s not that conservatives don’t care… we do. We just have different answers than liberals do. It’s a difference of the mind, not of the heart.” Tom Selleck (posted 9/15/20)

“Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.” Thomas Sowell (posted 9/14/20)

“I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma.” Kinky Friedman, then-candidate for Texas Governor (posted 9/13/20)

“I don’t need a seven-year degree in Sociology to know bullshit when I hear it.” Ben Shapiro (posted 9/12/20)

“My father, Norberto, was a pastry chef at ‘Windows on the World’ in Tower One. For 10 years, he made many fancy and famous desserts, but the sweetest dessert he made was the marble cake he made for us at home. Whenever we parted, Poppi would say, ‘Te amo. Vaya con Dios.’ And this morning, I want to say the same thing to you, Poppi. I love you. Go with God.”   Catherine Hernandez (posted 9/11/20)

“I was a Great Society liberal on domestic issues. People ask me, ‘How do you go from Walter Mondale to Fox News?’ The answer is, ‘I was young once.’ End of answer.” Charles Krauthammer (posted 9/10/20)

“Imagine a man forcefully penetrating a woman’s vagina & telling her she smells like she’s been with other men. Then that man physically assaults police officers, goes for a knife—and is somehow subsequently worshipped as a victim of injustice. Jacob Blake was a violent scumbag.” Candace Owens (posted 9/9/20)

“You can’t go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal.” Robert Downey Jr. (posted 9/8/20)

“To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.” Theodore Roosevelt (posted 9/7/20)

“I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” Winston Churchill (posted 9/6/20)

“You can play golf with liberals, be neighbors with them, and go out to dinner. I just don’t want them in power.” Sean Hannity (posted 9/5/20)

“How do you tell a Communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.” Ronald Reagan (posted 9/4/20)

“They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of pure justice; icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans.” George Will (posted 9/3/20)

“Life is hard… it’s harder when you’re stupid.” John Wayne (posted 9/2/20)

“In the liberal imagination, the money is the government’s by default, and the president and congress determine through the tax code how much to give to the people.” Mathew Continetti (posted 9/1/20)

“I’d rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.” William F. Buckley (posted 8/31/20)

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin (posted 8/30/20)

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness. Kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation.” Clint Eastwood (posted 8/29/20)

“Listening to liberals invoke the sanctity of ‘science’ to promote their crackpot ideas creates the same uneasy feeling as listening to Bill Clinton cite Scripture.” Ann Coulter (posted 8/28/20)

“In explaining any puzzling Washington phenomenon, always choose stupidity over conspiracy, incompetence over cunning. Anything else gives them too much credit.” Charles Krauthammer (posted 8/27/20)

“We cannot let this we we’ve never allowed an any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of seventeen all the way around sixteen we have never ever let our democracy sakes second fiddle way they we can both have a democracy and elections at the same time.” Joe Biden (posted 8/26/20… and no, that quote has not been edited)

“Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don’t all look like Bella Abzug.” Phyllis Schlafly (posted 8/25/20)

“What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And most importantly, cookies.” Rudolph Giuliani (posted 8/24/20)

“I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.” Rush Limbaugh (posted 8/21/20)

“That desire which is in us all to better other people’s condition by having them think as we think.” Mark Twain (posted 8/20/20)

“Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue.” George W. Bush (posted 8/19/20)

“Strom Thurmond had four kids after he was 67. If you’re not willing to do that, then we’ve got to come up with a new legal immigration system.” Lindsey Graham (posted 8/18/20)

“All I can say is that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” Winston Churchill (posted 8/17/20)

“I get tougher questions at the Bojangles drive-through than those asked of Susan Rice by David Gregory.” Trey Gowdy (posted 8/16/20)

“It’s a very good question, very direct, and I’m not going to answer it. ” George H.W. Bush (posted 8/14/20)

“This is why aliens won’t talk to us.” Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) (posted 8/12/20)

“Look who we’re running against. Their #1 candidate thought she was flat broke after her and her husband were in the White House for eight years. Their #2 guy went to the Soviet Union on his honeymoon and I don’t think he ever came back. If we don’t beat these people, who the hell are we gonna beat?” Lindsey Graham (posted 8/10/20)

“Back in the thirties we were told we must collectivize the nation because the people were so poor. Now we are told we must collectivize the nation because the people are so rich.” William F. Buckley (posted 8/8/20)

“Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.” Winston Churchill (posted 8/7/20)

“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are… you aren’t.” Margaret Thatcher (posted 8/6/20)

“You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.” Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) (posted 8/5/20)

“Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass.” Mark Twain (posted 8/4/20)

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” Abraham Lincoln (posted 8/3/20)

“I wear high heels, and it’s not for a fashion statement… it’s ammunition.” Nikki Haley (posted 8/2/20)

“If the Tea Party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning?” Herman Cain (Rest in Peace; posted 8/1/20)

“We are, always, reminded of the old saw: What would happen if the Soviet Union took over the Sahara Desert? Answer: Nothing for 50 years. After that there would be a shortage of sand.” William F. Buckley (posted 7/31/20)

“Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don’t have to be good at them to enjoy them.” Barry Goldwater (posted 7/30/20)

“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.” Winston Churchill (posted 7/29/20)

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” Ronald Reagan (posted 7/28/20)