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An Affliction Known As Cognizant Dissonance Anemia Is Raging: Are You A Victim?

Cognizant Dissonance Anemia (CDA) is the newest discovery of psychological dysfunction affecting growing numbers of Americans, sending shock waves through medical professionals and political experts alike. Some fear this trending disorder has the potential to become the very cause of the destruction of American society. To date, there is no known cure, treatment, or vaccine. Pfizer did not immediately respond to requests for comment. In fact, they didn’t respond at all.