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Christine Blasey Ford Says Ron DeSantis Sexually Assaulted Her At A Party In 1982… When DeSantis Was Four Years Old [Satire]

Heroic psychology professor Dr. Christine Blasey Ford made a stunning announcement yesterday as she stepped into her Mercedes on her way to squash lessons. The 55-year-old Ford, who in 2018 testified at the Senate confirmation hearings for now-Justice Brett Kavanaugh, and whose testimony should have been sufficient to keep that misogynist off the Supreme Court, dropped the bombshell after being asked a question by MSNBC reporter Danielle Rather:

VP Kamala Harris Explains “The Significance Of The Passage Of Seriousness” [Satire]

Earlier this year, Vice-President Kamala Harris gave us her thoughts on the profoundness of “The significance of the passage of time,” which was arguably the best speech by a Vice-President since Walter Mondale’s comparison of the Shah of Iran and the shops of Iraq. Then last week, Harris again shared her extensive knowledge with us with a lesson on being serious. But yesterday, Ms. Harris outdid herself by combining key aspects of both of those orations,

A Week After Renouncing U.S. Citizenship, Billy Joe Armstrong Declares Plan To Renounce U.K. Citizenship Next [Satire]

Meanwhile, British Immigration Minister Alistair Piccadilly weighed in with this explanation: “Mr. Armstrong isn’t even a British citizen yet, how can he renounce a citizenship he doesn’t even have? It’s completely mental. And, incidentally, we jolly well weren’t planning on giving him citizenship to begin with. Why in heaven’s name would we? That man is a total wanker.”