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Trump Offers $100 Million To Megan Rapinoe And Rosie O’Donnell For MMA Steel Cage Match [Satire]

During a press conference to announce the potential fight, Trump explained: “This fight is going to be yuge! The biggest ever! It’s going to be a spectacle the likes of which the world has never seen! Rosie and the purple-haired soccer lady duking it out, it’s going to be can’t-miss television. We’re still negotiating how many rounds the fight will be. My team is telling me we should make it a 3-round fight, but I’m hoping to make it a 20-round fight, without gloves and permitting brass knuckles.”